Well, the new site is live (version 9 - the other 7 didn’t make it online!). It does everything the last one did, but it’s better, shinier and a lot easier to use. Unfortunately it doesn’t moo, but we think you’ll like it…

Stewbear is thought of by many as a inquisitive but good natured creature that can be seen migrating up and down the country in search of his favourite delectable treat - the naiberry. Normally bound to more quiet and tranquil areas he is not scared easily - mainly due (in some part) to his traditional ninja training.

Alangator is a nocturnal beast that just loves the water; he can be found on hot summer days lazing around on his belly somewhere in Shepherds Bush. He is an instinctive animal that can change direction at high speed, not giving his prey any clue in which way he is heading next.

Benbot is half man and half machine, living in a world that that no-one else seems to understand. Rarely seen roaming, he prefers to move mechanically - fuelled by a staple diet consisting of high sugar, RSS feeds and fantasy animation - and although he may seem like a tame beast he should not be underestimated as he is a worthy adversary and quick on the draw.